Balotelli and Tevez CAPTION COMPETITION – Win a FREE City Cashmere Scarf!
8 Oct
Savile Rogue, purveyors of the world’s finest football scarves, have just launched their new King scarf. And they’re marking the occasion by giving View From A Blue readers the chance to win one in City colours.
If you’re not familiar with them, Savile Rogue scarves give a nod to football terraces of yesteryear, shunning in-your-face logos and cheap nylon in favour of a traditional bar design and the comfort, quality and warmth of top grade cashmere wool. The King scarf is the longest Savile Rogue yet. At 180cm, it’s perfect for tying a stylish Roberto Mancini-style European loop.
They sell for £64.95, but you can get your hands on a Manchester City scarf by entering this caption competition, featuring Mario Balotelli and Carlos Tévez!
Below is a picture of Balotelli and Tévez. Think of a witty caption, post it below as a comment and whoever I judge to be the most humorous will be the recipient of this fantastic prize.
The rules are straightforward:
- You must leave a valid email address as this is how you will be contacted
- There must be no swearing. Any comments that include bad language will be removed.
The closing date for entries is 9pm on Thursday 11th October and the winner will be announced in an article published shortly afterwards.
Best of luck!
You know you want a Bear hug Carlos.
i’m stuck on his waxy head man.
Carlos wasn’t impressed when Samir suggested kiss chase as a warm up exercise. But Mario was well up for it.
“Get off, you can’t make me fly EasyJet”
If you don’t let me use your air miles Carlos, i will batter you!
“I can’t look Mario! That’s the third time this morning that Joleon has dropped his shorts!”
“So, Carlos, when I say ready, you count to 100, then you can see if you can find me!”
“It burns! It burns!” Mario’s new aftershave has the wrong effect on Tev
it’s no good singing “I’m not really here” Carlos we can all see you
Mario: carlitos is that you?
Carlos: is what me?
*carlos covers nose*
Carlos: that’s definatley you mario, it stinks!
*samir nasri giggles*
“Carlos, look I know you’ve lost weight, but I told you a Medium would be too small!!”
That’s the best pass from Mario to Carlos so far this season
Carlos and Mario haven’t quite mastered hide and seek yet…
I know Bobby said stay close to each other but that’s ridiculous
‘You shouldn’t have pulled my finger,Carlos’
Carlos – Mario what even are those glasses I bet you can see as much as I can!
“Carlos, Kolarov is ahead of Samir LOL.”
Mario leave it, it’s my scarf I won it. These things don’t grow on sheep you know.
Mario:- Don’t cover your face Carlito. Samir’s far better looking than you!!!
Samir:- Carlos, Mario is behind you in every respect, especially in the strikers’ pecking order!!
Tevez:- I cant’ bear to look. Mario’s cracked a smile for a change.
Nasri:- Are you sure he’s not got wind?
Quick! Carlos! look! before he puts it away!!
Mario & Samirs re-enactment of the ‘Greenhouse Scene’ from Scum didn’t go down well with Carlos.
Hey Carlos guess what boss told me that the next game will be my last!
“No, I cannot look at another of Gaël’s haircuts”
“Carlos,please show me one more time,how do you get a bib on”
We could do love bites and everything !!!
Caption Hey Mario, get your eyes tested ,that’s not Woolee
Samir forgot his fancy dress outfit when he saw mario dressed as Edgar davids. Luckily for him Carlos decided to come as the invisible man and so Samir decided to come as the fan (of the invisible man!)
We wanna be togeva!
Bonfire at yours this year Carlos? I’ll bring the fireworks!
She says it’s my baby Carlos, I’m not sure I just hugged her like this !
“I promise tickling you will help with your goal scoring, Your next Nasri!”
Relax… this won’t hurt a bit
Saying sorry wasn’t an option Carlito,now I have to sit on the bench playing with my Iphone!
Sorry Carlos I just watched Evita last night for the first time and That song “don’t cry for me Argentina” made me weepy But don’t tell Nasri he will say “it’s only me “that is a softy
Don’t let Samir tease you Carlos I would always give you my last Rolo xx
Hey guys save the Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney impressions til after training
When Mancini asked Balotelli to stay closer to Tevez during training, this wasn’t quite what he had in mind
Nasri: Mario put him down its Carlos not a bib
Come on Carlos, we can definetly both fit in my bib now you’ve lost all that timber! Who says I can’t put them on
Remember Carlos…I’m Big Spoon…You’re Little Spoon!!
Mmmm, Velcro – I just can’t get enough of it!
Mario: Carlos, stop covering your eyes I swear I don’t have any darts!
“I’m never letting you leave again!!”
Hey Carlos, the boss say’s I’m room sharing with you now instead of Samir!
riding tevez is fun,and he is shy -nasri.its fun
Give me aride to the title Carlos.
Tevez – “Jesus Mario your armpits absolutely stink!”
Balotelli – “Yeah, but my penalties don’t do they mate!”
Nasri – “That joke is an 11 out of 11!”
Mario and Carlos struggle with their groundbreaking, simultaneous double t-shirt caption reveal.
Mario: Peek a boo i can see you. Tevez: No you can’t nobody can. Mario: So who am i holding? Tevez: Erm?… Nasri: Oui, oui, idiots…
“Hey Carlos great news, Samir said I can organise your birthday party tonight – expect fireworks!”
Carlos: “Aight, Who was it?”
Balo: “Why, it’s always me!”
Samir: (wish I’d thought of that…)