CAPTION COMPETITION – Win a FREE Man City Home Kit!
7 Sep
Think you’re funny? Want to win a free City home kit? Then you’ve found the right place.
Umbro have kindly sponsored this caption competition with a full City home kit – shirt, shorts and socks – and all you have to do is make me laugh. It really is that simple.
Below is a picture of manager Roberto Mancini and former captain Carlos Tévez. Think of a witty caption, post it below as a comment and whoever I judge to be the most humorous will be the recipient of this fantastic prize.
The rules are straightforward:
- You must leave a valid email address as this is how you will be contacted
- There must be no swearing. Any comments that include bad language will be removed.
The closing date for entries is 8pm on Sunday 11th September and the winner will be announced in an article published the following day.
This competition has been very kindly sponsored by Umbro. Feel free to check out their fantastic website here.
Best of luck!
No, we are not going there again Carlos! There are more than two restaurants in Manchester!
Don`t look at me that way Apache boy, I know you feel it too….now kiss me dammit, kiss me!
So remember the loser of gay chicken buys lunch at one of the two restaurants…
She said she didn’t use any garlic !!
No, no listen to me. It’s pronounced ‘snood’. ‘Snooood’ not ‘snud’
Carlo, does my breath smell of garlic? Eeez important.
Carlos, Carlos. Why worry yourself over so few restaurants? How many times have I told you, I will cook whatever your little heart desires. Just stay. Please, for me.
Come on Carlos, just give Uncle Mancini a little peck and then its bed time.
“I said cierra tu boca, not sell you to Boca, so stop asking Carlos!!!!”
Please… Just one last kiss
Wasnt you that sent that email was it ?
carlos, just roll with the punches
Buck your ideas up sonny or I’ll put in a bid for a younger better version…..Doh!!
I’d like to introduce my new career…ventriloquist…and here’s my Argentinian dummy!
i justa found a third restaruantty
carnt we kiss and make up.just this time!
great one
Aguuuuuero! i said its Aguero i will be buying my homesick boy this summer.
I ask you, Carlos. How can you say there are only two good restaurants in Manchester? I can show you a dozen places where the Tiramisu is to die for! Can’t you smell the truth on my lips?
Anymore talk of you transferring and I’ll get Gary Neville to adopt you!
Of course you can leave Carlos… once you send that little e-mail we talked about…
“But what happened to while the wife’s away tevez can play” ?
Carlos, smile.
Boss I am smiling. I’ve had botox!
“Watch my lips Carlos……Don’t go on Garry’s laptop again”
Ahh diddums Carlos, no transfer this window, give uncle roberto a little cuddle, that’ll make it all better.
I know we have a love-hate relationship but right now i’m definitly feeling the LOVE!
Come here petal…your label was sticking up
So carlos, we purse our lips like this, and we look like the rorshach inkblot test, no?
Made him captain, offered him more money, granted him extended leave…and he still want’s to go…hmmmm…the Vulcan death grip it is then.
ehhh carlitoos please dont go. i will be your wife for you carlitos, come and give me a kiss handsome. eez possible later we will make baby, yes? gooood.
I’m a bit worried about my Wife Carlos. They tried to get her with sleeping gas….Carlos..Wake up Carlos!!!
“You’re the one that I want, you are the one I want, ooooh oooh ooooooh”
Mancini: Caarlooss, you are supposed to be proffesional! Don’t get sad because you got booed out there!
Tevez: No Boss I’m not mad at that I’m mad that you didnt tell me that you ate Argentinian Beef and Where To get it!
Now here’s your part of the deal cuz. Lay the secret on me of mans red fire
I said Blue Moon….you saw me standing alone….
Mancini: I don’t need you! I’ve got Cristiano Ronaldo as Back-Up!
Tevez: Yeah and I’m in love with Manchester, will you please get out of my?
Roberto: Give daddy some sugar. Carlos: keh
Boss, you’re standing on my foot!
Hey el apache, letta me suck them lemons outta your mouth, you sour faced git. They make you look like a bulldog chewing wasps
Hahaha. Excellent, just spat my latte everywhere hahaha
“Mancini will you check if the clearasil has cleaned up my skin”
’2 restaurants? Clearly never been to the ones on Canal Street have you Carlos. Come ‘ere, let me give you a taster!’
Can I borrow your lip balm, Carlos?
Yes Carlitos, I too have a Flopy tucked in my sock, now go and sit down over there
You disrespect me, you disrespect the family, you keep breaking my heart like this Carlos, you’ll be losing the wrong kind of tackle. Kapeesh..
Only one carlitoooooo, give it to meeeeee, here’s a taste, of italyyyyyyyy
tevez: what time does resteraunt number 1 open roberto?
mancini: it opens 24/7 carlos.
tevez: WOW, im stayin in manchester thank you manchester for great food.
Mancini: I’m going to sub you now, Carlos.
Tevez: Aww MAN! But I don’t want to sit on that warm chair after Balotelli!
Carlos I’m sorry but I took you off to save you, please give us a kiss
Uurrgghhh boss, go and brush your teeth first your breath stinks!!!!!
Read my lips, A-L-T-O-N T-O-W-E-R-S
pleez awake senor mancini,this is carlo your maestro not carla your mistress…
I am going to put it in you!
Looks like being on the Down Low isn’t just for black guys anymore!
You bring the wine, I’ll bring the film. Is Sex and Man City OK?
STOP! STOP! Carlos, not puckering up ere in front of a fans, later we play if I play? You NOT puckering Aguero no??
Its over between me and you i never want to see u again
Celebrity Blind Date – The Outtakes
Mama mia! Now how you say ‘gottle of geer’ in spanish?
Come give us a snog babe!
‘Boss, why have you left me on the bench with a man with a chicken on his head who won’t stop playing on his iPad?’
‘Carlos, the football is strange…’
the first kiss is allways the hardest
My fish impression is better then yours! You just flop about on the floor.
Carlos, the bench is that way!
‘When I said I wanted some fresh Argentinian meat I didn’t mean Aguero boss’
Come on big boy u know u want it, ive seen the way u look at me, take me
taste my sauce have i added to much garlic
Oh Sorry, I thought you were Aguero, I was gonna kiss you
Mancini: “Come on, Just one kiss?”
Tevez: “What!?! Not here!, Let’s save it for the locker rooms!”
You want me to stick it where?
mancini: “you dont have to be closer to your family carlos, look I can kiss you like your wife can”
I know your neck is cold, so is mine, but we are in Manchester.
Come on Carlos, if we kiss maybe we’ll convince the media we like each other and that you want to stay.
Carlos, the plan is to save you for the major competitions. The Carling Cup starts this month.
Mancini: Caarlooss, you played rubbish out there!
Tevez: (SNORT) Come talk to me when your breath freshens up ok?
Tevez: I HATE YOU!
Mancini: Ahhh, That Explains Why Your Making Kissy Faces At ME Right Now!
Mancini: Your breath smells like… Like….
Tevez: Your Wive’s Lipstick?
Mancini: That Explains why I wanted to kiss you now…
Tevez: I’m going to Corinthians after this Rubbish match! YES!
Mancini: Carlos, look, your a good player an’ all but nobody is going to want to buy an ungrateful nagger like you!
Tevez: Stop Talking About Aguero!
(ARROGANCE)
Mancini: Dang! Your Burn on your neck looks oddly sinister right now… I am sooo not kissing that wart!
Tevez: You know, boss, I specialize in burning peoples’ necks.
Mancini: Umm, enjoy your trip back to Argentina! Hehe…
Mancini: One more game like that and I’m going to put in the reserves for the rest of your life!
Tevez: No! You mean… Surely not…with Bellamy?! NOOOO! And That Egotistical Brat Adebayor?! I’ll never play rubbish again, boss!
Mancini: You know when I was young I played much better than you!
Tevez: Oh Yeah?!
Mancini: No not really…
Carlos- Anzhi Makhachkala have tabled a £50 million offer for you to team up with Samuel Eto ! , do you think you can talk the missus into moving to Russia ?
It’s ok Roberto, my wife is with me now so no snogs from now on.
C’mon Carlos.. I took you to BOTH restaraunts in Manchester now give me a kiss!
That’s not what you did last night, ohhhh!!
Despite hours of training, MCFCs foreign contingent could not get to grips with the English tradition of mimicking a trim-phone
Remember when you said there’s no problems between us Carlos? When now it’s time to prove it, pucker up, sunshine!
Carlos: Nooo,noo, sorry noooo. (Consuela accent, from Family Guy)
Mancini “Carlos, Mario says it was you who left floater in Gary Cooks toilet”
Tevez “Kia told me he tried to swap me for Benjani and a packet of skittles”
Carlos, Carlos, you have to listen, repeat after me, I love Manchester and I don’t want a transfer
Now how do I move this dummy’s mouth. Eez important
Mancini: I bet Fergie never looked at you like this.
“Why does everyone hate my presents? You look p*ssed off with the snood I bought and Garry seems pretty annoyed with the iPad I got for him. I am off to buy Balo, he will love me.”
I want to feed your fingers to the wolverines.
In this country, you gotta make the money first.
Then when you get the money, you get the power.
Then when you get the power, then you get the women.
(Scarface.1983)
I’m sorry, did I spit you in the eye?
No, No, No, they not sing YOU LOON but BLUE MOOOOOON !!! how many times do I tell you ?
Mancini- you looking at me punk?
Tevez;- yeah baby!!! Kiss me one more time!! The love has returnedm
Mancini: Whatz the matter with you hey, gotta no respect, Whatz the matter with you hey, gotta a sour face, Man City’s where it’s at, eez a nice a place.
Tevez: arrr shut up a ya face.
Tevez: no tongues please.
Mancini: humph
Jeeze Louise get some tictacs.
in drunk voice
carl, no matter what happens between us i will always love you
*burp* some strong vodka
“Er boss, thats not how we finish a Argentine tango in Fuerte Apache”
Roberto: ‘Ok Carlos, are you ok with me now?’
Carlos: ‘Well I don’t like how yo…
Roberto: ‘Aaah! Am I going to have to throw some more suitcases again? Ask Mario, he’ll tell you what it’s like. Now go out and play. I’ve got my suitcase ready.’
Roberto, we have been through this. We can’t do it! We aren’t opening Manchesters 3rd restaurant!
I don’t care about ‘the rules’ Carlos, I’ll always let you wear a snood.
Buck your ideas up, or View From A Blue will give you give you an Adam Johnson-style kicking
I know everyone keeps going on about there only being two good restaurants in Manchester but surely you like Big Mac’s?
You don’t have to say you Love Me, Just be close at hand.
So, just grow a beard and we’ll forget all about the wanting to leave thing.
Look carlos! its your turn to play darts with Mario, everyone else has!
Tevez I just wanted to say.. “I’ve had the time of my life and i’ve never felt this way before…